For my birthday I thought I'd do something fun, or if not fun, at least distracting. So here, presented for the first time is "RATZ the Movie," starring Luna and Malka. If you're rat-adverse, or rat-challenged, then DO NOT VIEW THIS VIDEO. Mean rats like these are not for the squeamish. But if you've been around domesticated rats before, then these guys are pretty funny. Luna is the albino one and Malka (with the Jewish name) is the fat brown dumbo. I hope the Jewish Defense League doesn't come after me for calling my rat a Jewish fat dumbo. That's just who she is. Enjoy.